Poetry like pottery

Ni spiritualnost
Zgodne joga ribe
Ne može sprati nesigurnosti
Debele tinejdžerke
Od koje je sklesana

Kao što ni prelepa
Krila leptira ne mogu
Mahanjem da izluftiraju
Bajati smrad larve

Dok mi sokovnik melje celer
Za prvo dnevno prečišćenje

Radnik na zgradi prekoputa
Uveliko vrti betončinu u mešalici

Svaki ima svoju vrtešku
I svoju jutarnju rutinu

U stalnoj sam trci
Da upoznam neku
Sa kojom ću deliti
Krevet dete život

Pa se onda podsetim
Da me mrzi da trčim

I da nijedna neće
Kada ne trčiš za njom

Par puta se desilo da
U stan mi uskoče gošće
Isključivo radi snošaja

A ja sažaljiv nad činjenicom
Odmah krenuh da ih davim
Kao što zmija davi žabu

Dok nisu odustale jadne
Posle nekoliko sati priče

I sad mi je žao
Što sam bio loš domaćin

Mojim malim žabicama

Rastužim se svaki put
Kada vidim babu
Što prodaje galete
Kod stepeništa

Sa neurednom frizuricom
Iz domaće radinosti
I debelim cilindrima
Iz stare Jugoslavije

Ona ili ima toster u torbi
Pa stalno izbacuje sveže
Ili joj je tezga puna bajatih
Jer nikad ništa ne proda

Bilo kako bilo
Tužno je što je ona uvek tu
U svojim godinama
I pored sve svoje dece i unučadi

Njen unuk je od malena
Bio lud kao zvono
Sada ludo šeta svog kera
Zove se Mičko, a zovu ga Bata

Možda bi Bata i hteo nekako da pomogne
Ali ne može jer je stalno lud
Možda od bajatih galeta
Koje njegova baba nikad ne proda

U teretani
Stena od mišića
I ja pored njega grančica

Gledamo u pod
Ne zna se ko je alfa
Ne zna se zašto smo tu

Obojica se bojimo
Pogleda tinejdžerki
Koje pucalju bulju
Na spravi za
Pucanje bulje

Mi smo bili pičke
A ne maloletne pičke

Seoska oglasna tabla
Se puni samo umrlicama
Kao da ništa lepo u životima živih
Sem poslednjih pozdrava
Nije vredno deljenja

Želim da se moji prijatelji i ja
Zdravimo dok smo živi
Dok još možemo
Jer biće prekasno kada
Budem spavao u rupi na brdu

Naglo toplo vreme
Iznenadilo je sve Beograđane

Pogotovo one
Mesecima zapečene
U zimskim jaknama

Raskomotili su se naprasno
Ne svojom voljom
Već da ne pocrkaju od vrućine

Pa sad svi oko njih
I mi sa kvarnim sinusima
Umiremo od smrada
Njihovog ukišeljenog mesa

Ta nazalna zaprška
Nestaje kolutanjem očima
I psovanjem u bradu

Sve ostalo proguta
Autobuska tolerancija

Prečesto zaboravljam imena dragih ljudi
I treba mi dosta vremena da ih se setim
I ta misaona putanja je kao neka asocijacija

Jednom sam tako zaboravio svoje ime
Kada sam trebao da se upoznam sa nekim

Potpuno zbunjen rekao sam da se zovem Igor
Jer je to jedino ime koje sam u tom trenutku znao

Igor je moj omiljeni jedini rođeni brat
I njemu je danas rođendan

Ležim u grobnici
Pored milion mrtvih snova
Koje si neznajući
Sahranila za sobom

Umesto tog pisma
Iz jebenog Berlina
Bolje kolac da si poslala
Jer je ovaj vampir i dalje živ

Nije verovala
Da ću uraditi ono
Što sam obećao u poruci

Da ću je debelim dedinim kaišom
Kroz kopču vezati oko vrata kao psa
I daviti dok je manijakalno jebem

Ali njištala je kao vilin konjic
Kada je ispunila svoju fantaziju
A ja ostao čovek od reči

Mučim se kada
Ronim po sećanju
Da bih se setio reči

I sklopio pesmu
Koju sam sanjao
Preethodnu noć

Takve ekspedicije
Beskonačnim zaboravom
Se najčešće završe
Ovakvim davljenjem

Majka mi je rekla
Da sam detinjast

Valjda zato što
Još nisam oženjen
I nemam svoju decu
Pa me jos vidi kao
Svoje malo dete

Ili možda zato što sam
Previše mekan prema devojkama
Kad im kuvam sve ono
U čemu uživaju
Jer pravi muškarci ne kuvaju

Ili zato što igram sa njima
Pišem im pisma i pesme
Slušam ih dok su lude
Jer pravi muškarci ni to ne rade

Ona ne kapira
Da jednom kada sam
Napokon izronio
To dete sebe
Ja ne umem više
Da budem
Ne-detinjast

Pa se onda pitam
Da li je to samo
Moj strah
Da će moje buduće dete
Svojim rođenjem
Sahraniti
Moje prošlo dete mene
Petra Pana
I time mojoj majci otkriti
Njene prave godine

Reci mi sve tajne
Da olakšaš dušu
Ako nećeš naglas
Šapni mi ih tiho

Reci mi sve tajne
Da ne čuje niko
U svojoj napraviću mesta
I vezati ih za sidro

Reci mi sve tajne
Ja nosiću teret
Jer nije mi teško
Sam po dnu da hodam

Reci mi sve tajne
Ti seti me se onda
Kada budeš bila galeb
A ja isprani koral

Čovek u autobusu
Je grebao srećku
Pa uzviknuo
Pu jebem ti
Kada je video
Da ništa nije osvojio

Pitam se da li bi isto tako
Uzviknuo jupi
Da je dobio glavnu nagradu

E kurac

Ćutao bi i bojao se
Da ga neko ne prebije
I otme mu listić

Kukavica

Devojčica u tramvaju
Neprekidno
Gleda u mene

Malo mi je neprijatno
Ali sam joj verovatno
Zanimljiv

Onako kako odrasli
Mogu da budu zanimljivi
Deci

I ona je meni zanimljiva
Ima oči kao neka srna
A njena mama kao kraba

Vrtela se celu noć
Kao mali tornado
Pod jorganom

Disala je vojnički
Praćkom lansirajući
Svaki izdah

Taj paukoliki nemir
Što je obavija
Sam samo čuo

Dok je od nje cele
Iz dubine kreveta
Virila samo punđa

Fali mi ženska nežnost
Pipkanje
I šaputanje u mraku

Svaki put kad taj paćenik
Raširenih ruku
Izbije u svet

Ostatak mene više
Kolji

Naftne fleke na asfaltu
Liče mi na duge za siromahe

I pitam se da li nam
Dinosaurusi nešto poručuju

Kada mi je komšinica Jelena
Objašnjavala kako nastaje nafta

Ja sam još verovao
Da na svetu postoje klonovi

Dok čekaju autobus
Ljudi stoje na decembarskom suncu
Kao gušteri

Njihove gušterske mozgove
Animiraju ekrani telefona
U koje čkilje

Samo čekam kada će početi
Jezikom da ližu svoje oči
Kako bi bolje videli

Jedna riba ima dobro dupe
Jer ide u teretanu
Ali nije lepa

U teretanu mahom idu
Nelepi ljudi
Da bi postali zgodni

Bar nešto

Danas sam
Čekićem pokušao
Da napišem pesmu

Nije išlo
Svaka udarena linija
Postala je klin

Na kraju sam
Zakucao samo tišinu
Drži odlično

Pitao sam Luku
Kada se Mirta vraća
Sa porodiljskog odsustva

Obojici nam nedostaje
Jer je baš strava
Raditi sa njom

Ona je najbolja Hrvatica
Koju poznajem
A znam ih ukupno dve

Ovu drugu sam samo
Jebao jednom
Zvala se Maja

Danas sam
Čekićem razbio teglu
Dobar je osećaj

Nikada nisam čekićem
Napravio teglu od stakla
To je verovatno još bolji osećaj

Danas sam
Teglom udario o čekić

Čekić se slomio
A tegla ni da trepne

Skupljao sam ga po sobi
Moja mašta je trepnula

Nju
Ne mogu da skupim

Kompanije su kao vrteške

Što imaju više sedišta to im krug je širi
Što su starije to im je krug sporiji
Što su trulije to će pre da te samelju

Svrha im je uvek ista
Da te vrte i vrte
Dok ne zaboraviš gde si
I zašto se vrtiš

Da li iz zabave
Ili iz očaja
Ili uopšte

Neću te ostaviti
Senkama Tanana

Niti vremenu
Njegovim kandžama

Tamo da veneš
Jer maštala

O tome nisi
Ti nikada

Ali ću te Tanana
Brisati iz sećanja

Kap po kap
Budućnost bez vraćanja

Tamo gde
Mi se svet prelama

Sve naokolo otapa
Ledom si skovana

Lava ključa preliva
Blediš duša ti se rastavlja

I'm too old
To be young
And too young
To die old

I'm too childish
To be serious
And too serious
To be a kid

I'm too easygoing
To be alone
And too lonely
To be with someone

Vrana je sa visine
Ispustila orah
U nameri da ga razbije

Skrckao sam ga stopalom
Tako da ona vidi
Jer sam ipak jači i pametniji

Ona mi se zahvalila
Mislim nije stvarno
Ali kao bajagi

Sunce nam u očima
Voda slana svetlucava
Tvoja koža maslina

Mirišeš kao boginja
Od svih zgodnih zgodnija
Čedo a životinja

Gledao bih te satima
Divio ti se danima
Vrteo film godinama

Ima tih ljudi
Koji shvate da su u 1%
Svetske elite
Tek kada na 11.000 metara visine
Kod kabinskog osoblja poruče
Sok od paradajza

Piće koje nikada u životu ne piju
Osim u avionu
Pa im ni to ne bude dovoljno
Nego izvoljevaju još so i biber
Da upotpune ukus
I iskoriste sve blagodeti
Koje im život pruža

Ja sam ti ljudi

Ti i ja smo kao

Sestra i brat
Bez ljubavi

Prijatelji
Bez poverenja

Supružnici
Bez zaveta

Kombinacija
Bez seksa

Dečko i devojka
Bez veze

Ti i ja smo
Samo bezveze

Moj stric iz Boleča
Je bio u Japanu
I doneo mi tri magneta
Za frižider

Kad ja budem išao
Doneću mu četiri
Jer je on ogroman lik
I ima veći frižider

A cat's skull
Is far too small

When cancer hits
To make the call

You need to
Though you don't want

It's only fair
For them, for all

Ako te partner voli
Ni batine ih neće odbiti
Od te ljubavi

Ako te partner ne voli
Ni batine ih neće odbiti
Od te neljubavi

Iako je batina neutralna stvar
Nikada ne bih tukao partnerku
Jer obrni–okreni kraj je isti

If my fiancée hadn't ditched me
Like a piece of shit

I'd probably still be the pussy of a man
She never really wanted beside her

Thank you for breaking my heart
You fucking bitch

Being lucky is an occasion
Staying lucky — a skill

But define luck
Go on, take your time

Otčepi nos
Začepi uši
Zatvori oči
Spavaj

Otvori um
Izgubi telo
Pronaći sebe
Budi se

Ponavljati
Jedanput dnevno
Svakog dana
Zauvek

Juče sam bio na groblju
I čuo metalna vratanca
Kako škripe na vetru

Inače bi me to nerviralo
Ali na mestu gde se mrtvi poštuju
Ta škripa mi je bila mala pobuna života

Voleo bih da kada umrem
Spakovan u rupu na istom tom groblju
Okače jedno zvonce od bambusa iznad

Time bih goste podsećao na život
A domaćine zauvek nervirao
Vetrom

Da bi komunicirao na daljinu
Čovek je stvorio
Dimne signale
Pismo
Telegraf
Telefon
Radio
Telевiziju
Internet

Da bi komunicirale na daljinu
Mačke su pripitomile čoveka
Da mu se drljaju o odeću

Odavno znam svoje grobno mesto
Ali me ipak uznemiri misao
Da ću jednog dana tu zauvek da ležim

Treba samo da se opustim
I da na to gledam
Kao na jednu obavezu manje

Bolestan kao pas
Kroz krvave oči gledam
Da tu mi je tvoje krilo
Malo glavu da mu predam

Da po kosi me maziš
Kao neko dete
Šapneš mi: „Proći će“
U san spustiš kroz prste spretne

Ali doći ćeš kad ne treba
Zaobišavši naš život ceo
Ti ostaćeš crna
A ja odavno skroz beo

Užasno se bojim
Da te više nikad neću videti

Iz tog straha ne želim
Ni da te želim

Jer ako te želim
Možda te više nikad neću videti

Ali ako te ne želim
Onako kako samo ja umem

Možda te već sada gubim
I toga se užasno bojim

Pa opet ne želim da te želim
Da te ne izbaksuziram

Ali ako te ne želim
Onako kako samo ja znam

Možda te više nikad neću videti
I toga se užasno bojim

I'm a professional designer
Designing is my profession

There's a huge difference
Between being a professional
And being a designer

When I'm working
I'm a professional
That's something universal
It can be done by anyone

When I'm designing
I'm a designer
That's something unique
It can be done only by me

As a professional
I always feel replaceable
As a designer
I sometimes feel desired

Imam jednog ortaka
Koji stalno postavlja pitanja
Koja nisu ni pitanja

A ni on mi nije ortak
Možda nisam ni ja njemu
Lik se zove Miloš

Beograđani na ulici
Idu samo pravo
Prolaze jedni kroz druge

Ni pseća govna
Im ne mogu ništa
Kad ugaze – ništa

Verzije sebe za napolje
Koje ne vide, ne čuju
Niti jebu živu silu

Oni su duhovi
Senke grada koje
Koračaju u prazno

Voleo bih da
Katarine rođene
Ove godine

2056. godine
      Zaluđuju svoje momke
      Pseudo-pesnike

Terajući ih da čitaju njihove
Omiljene Ćatićeve pesme
Lisice

Katarina me naterala
Da čitam njene omiljene
Ergićeve pesme

Sad sam toliko smoren
Da ne mogu nijednu
Svoju da napišem

Da li je ovo sve vreme
Bio njen plan
Lisica

Od danas te više nema
Suze tope tvoj novi dom
U Šumadiji našoj lepoj
Osta bezdan na mestu tvom

Od danas te više nema
Pukoše puške poslednji put
Reči su neme, ptičice ćute
Cvrkut njihov osta pust

Od danas te više nema
Njive će tvoje već nekako same
Samo ono u bolu mračnom grca
Srce tvoje jadne mame

Od danas te više nema
Arsenije vidimo se uskoro mi
Kad pročitam ti ovu pesmu
Pričaćeš mi šta usnuo si ti

Sve pantalone su mi pocepane
Kod muda
Jer imam velika muda

Svi bi želeli muda kao moja
Ali niko ne bi voleo da ima
Pretplatu kod Nade šnajderke

Svake godine
Za novu godinu
Iznova i iznova i iznova i iznova

Poželim sebi istu želju
I nikako da mi se
Ta želja ispuni

Ili ja ne radim nešto kako treba
Iznova i iznova i iznova i iznova
Ili želje nisu napravljene da rade

Batman
But instead of Bruce Wayne
It's Kurt Cobain

And he kills himself
In the end, of course
Like a Joker

That was my first dream
Of 2025

Budi ponosan na sebe
Jer ja sam ponosan na tebe
Šta uradio si danas
To pokazaće ti vreme

Bojao si se veštice
Nizbrdo sve krene
Ali ona čak ni veštica nije
Da srče ti krv iz vene

Srećan završio si dan
Bosanske sa nosevima žene
Harakiri sa viskijem radiš
Ne možeš da pogodiš krevet

Budiš se kao novi čovek
U tekstu te ona čeka
Budi ponosan na sebe
Miran si, duša ti je sada meka

Probudi me
Kad sve se završi
Onda kada ti
Zubi nisu više krvavi

Probudi me
Šapatom tihim
Nekim rečima
Notama divnim

Probudi me
I uveri me da sam budan
Da upijem očima
Taj prizor čudan

Probudi me
Dok divlje se koprca
Moje srce što
Još u ruci ti kuca

Iako se nisu poznavale
One su najbolje drugarice
Sve te moje devojke
Kada treba da se smene
U zaokupiravanju
Mog ionako tesnog uma
Svake nedelje popodne

Dok u ruci držim
Braon reciklirani toalet papir
Osećam se veoma
Povezano sa svima
Onima koji su ga iskoristili
Pre mene

Takođe osećam i odgovornost
Zbog budućih generacija
Koje će ga koristiti za najvažnije
Delo u svom danu
Kao što ja to činim danas
Volim reciklažu

As a beginner
All I wanted was for
People at work
To give me orders

But they didn't
Because they saw my potential
So they let me
Wrestle with myself

Now that I'm at my peak
When they should be listening
To my orders, they don't
Because fuck the potential

Duguljaste i tanke
Kratke i bucmaste
Levakinje i dešnjakine

Igrajući se
Pokušavao da ih sve
Uklopim istovremeno

I taman kad sam uspeo
Nije ostala nijedna
Jer je život partija Tetrisa

Sanjin novi dečko
Ima žutu kapu
Narandžastu jaknu
I malog belog gradskog psa

Nadam se da ima sve bolje
Sve što ja nikada neću
Čak i bolju pesmu o meni
Nego što je moja o njemu

Jedino
Onaj koji mnogo voli
Može da uništava

Ne jer ima dozvolu
Već jer ume da sagradi
Uništeno

AI voice transcription called me Aaron
Like my first crush's boyfriend's name

She's recently divorced
Maybe I should call her

Nisam dovoljno dobar radnik
Jer nisam dovoljno poslušan

Nisam dovoljno dobar drug
Jer nisam na vreme naučio da budem

Nisam dovoljno dobar brat
Jer ne delim dovoljno ono što imam

Nisam dovoljno dobar sin
Jer je nemoguće ikada biti

Nisam dovoljno dobar dečko
Jer pišem pesme o svojim osećanjima

Najlepše pesme
Sam posvetio ženama
Kojima ne značim ništa

Ni sam ne znam zašto
Sam toliki bednik
Da me neko pita

Nijedna od njih
Me nikada nije videla
Kamoli mi bila bliska

A svaku od njih
Preboljevao kao
Da je zenica oka bitna

Postoje ti neki ljudi
U mom životu
Koji ne kažu ali kažu

Hajde s vremena na vreme
Da podgrejemo naš odnos
U nadi da osetimo nešto

Jer ne brinemo jedno o drugom
Ali ako dovoljno podgrejemo
Počećemo kao da brinemo jedno o drugom

Jer ne verujemo jedno drugom
Ali ako dovoljno podgrejemo
Onda ćemo kao početi da se poveravamo

Jer nismo prijatelji
Ali ako dovoljno podgrejemo
Onda smo kao prijatelji

Jer nismo ljubavnici
Ali ako dovoljno podgrejemo
Onda smo kao ljubavnici

Sve dok se odnos ponovo ne ohladi
Onda kada ne kažu ali to znaju
Pa ipak ponove sve ispočetka

Bila je siroče
Odrastala bez mame
Već deset godina
Brinem da joj ne fali
Ni divljanja ni ljubavi same

Tek sada shvatam
Dok mi pruža šapicu meku
Ja sam najbolja
Majka i mačka
U njenom životnom veku

Tell all your rich friends
About my magnificent
Shitty poetry

Maybe one day they'll
Make me rich too
Who knows

Wouldn't you like
One broke poet
As your new rich friend

Svaki put kada se pogledam u ogledalo
Prometim sve više i više
Dlaka što naviru iz nosa i ušiju

I onda osetim protok vremena
I onda se setim deda sa ogromnim
Dlakavim nosevima i ušima

I onda se podsetim činjenice da nos i uši
Muškarcima nikada ne prestanu da rastu
I onda se uzbudim zbog budućnosti

Zato što ću sa ogromnim dlakavim nosem
Moći kvalitetno da jebem neku babu
Jer kurac tada već odavno neće da mi radi

A i sad mi je već mali

I like people
But I don't like when
They tell me what to do
Especially at work

Because I'm very bad
At meeting expectations
And they are very good at
Overestimating me

Kristina jako želi
Da mi uđe pod kožu

I pustio bih je
Da je mastilo
Da me učini posebnijim

Ili pčela
Da me žokom
Učini zdravijim

Ili sunce
Da me tenom
Učini egzotičnijim

Ali je ne puštam
Jer je krpelj
Koji bi samo srkao
Dok ne eksplodira
Od svoje sebičnosti

Zahvalan sam
Svim precima mojih prijatelja

Pogotovo njihovim roditeljima
Što su sredili tako da oni žive

Na istom svetu u isto vreme
Kad i ja

Moram da nađem neki posao
Gde će da me boli kurac
Za posao

Gde neću morati da gledam u ekran
Kada je napolju lepo vreme
Nego samo da izađem napolje

Gde neću morati da gledam u ekran
Kada me zaboli kurac
Nego samo iskuliram i sačekam da prođe

No matter how hard
I try to wash my underwear
Together all at once

I'll never succeed because
There's always that one pair
On me

Left to be dirty forever
Because a day with no underwear
Feels like eternity

Ponekad
Mi nedostaje otac
Koga više nemam

Da mu kažem vidi
Pa nije tako loše
Sada tu gde sam

Danas bi punio šezdeset tri
Ali šta to menja
Ovako samo zaponedostaje nekad
Laka mu zemlja

Pesma o ovoj lošoj godini
Je neće učiniti boljom
Kao što to neće učiniti ni
Pesma o ovoj lošoj pesmi
Od žaljenja nemam ništa
Od nadanja možda
Samo ovu lošu pesmu

Svi su jako spiritualni
I u punom mesecu
Dok ne dođe prvi u mesecu

Tražiš mi se
U mraku istina gola
Gledaš me
Um ti lomim na pola

Tražiš mi se
Na ramenu mi sklupčana ležiš
Pulsiraš
Kao mačka se ježiš

Tražiš mi se
Već prošlo je neko vreme
Nešto navire
Nikako da izbije iz tebe

Tražiš mi se
To su filmovi u glavi
Uskoro dođi
Il' me večno zaboravi

Rich people will
Always tell you how to spend
On things you don't need
Sometimes how to earn
Beyond your understanding
And never how to save money
For a rainy day

Poor people will
Always tell you how to save
On things you don't need
Sometimes how to spend
On things you don't need
And never how to earn money
Beyond the daily grind

Budi moje poljsko cveće
Da te mirišem kad niko neće
Pazim kad suvi list sleće
Noću kad su zvezde svetleće
Dok se jutrom ne popale sveće
Otpletem korov što se zapleće
Teram bubu koja nadleće
I šta god da se desi sledeće
Biću tu dok ne dođe proleće

Budi moje poljsko cveće
Ili mi budi samo, makar i nešto treće

Slikao sam sliku tebe
Slika tebe je slikala mene
Dok trčala si sa vukovima
I molila svojim bogovima

Tvoje srce od uranijuma
Topilo me je živog
Ja nisam znao više šta je
Miraž a šta realan život

Ne govori
Da sve mi je u glavi
Sve te koje si
Radila mi stvari

Ne govori
Da vremena ti treba
Pozajmiću ti osećanja
Za kad sumnja gnječi rebra

Ne govori
Samo ćuti
Jer ti me nikad nećeš videti
I nikad nećeš čuti

Negde
Sam zalutao
Na putu do ovde

Nekad
Sam ponovio
Ono što će biti

Neko
Će pamtiti
Ono što vidim

Niko
Neće znati
Da ovo pišem

Moje telo je konj
A nekada je bilo ždrebe

Četiri puta nedeljno
Ga izvodim da trči

Par puta godišnje
Da jebe

Savannah is a cat
Savannah is a river
Savannah is a lizard
Savannah is an ecosystem
Savannah is a city in Georgia
Savannah is also my friend
And it's his birthday today

My fake teeth
Her fake tits
Her fat ass
And my small dick

My fake smile
Her fake lips
Her fake tan
And my faded skin

My bad posture
Her fake nails
Her fake eyelashes
And my slow brain

My anxiety attacks
Her chronic depression
We go hand in hand
A match made in Heaven

Oysters are
Nothing more
Than sea pistachios

Crvenim okicama gleda
Ko zna šta vidi
U morsku noć dođe
Želi svima da se svidi

Strahove eruptira
U devojci što zvirka
Ručicama svojim kao
Violinu da svirka

Ujutru nestane
Ali ona nije školjka
Zelena i opasna je
Španska bogomoljka

Danas dobijam
Samo ne

Ne
Pomaku na poslu
Jer su kolege spore

Ne
Simpatiji
Jer je žena mutava

Ne
Letovanju 1
Jer je domaćin neiskren

Ne
Ideji
Jer je uzaludna

Ne
Suvom zidu
Jer prozor propušta

Ne
Jogi
Jer sam smotan

Ne
Letovanju 2
Jer je bratu nije dan

Ne
Tišini
Jer komšinicina veš mašina

Ne
Lepoj pesmi
Jer očigledno forsiram

There's a cat in me
Who wants to say, “I'm sorry”
Doesn't mean it's sorry

Ja donosim mir
U tvoju divljinu
Počinješ da predeš
Na moju blizinu

Ja donosim mir
A ti mačka divlja
Savijem te lako
Pa si sve krivlja

Ja donosim mir
Donosioc mira
Zlatni dečak zlatom
Divljinu da spira

Ja donosim mir
Ali to dovoljno nije
U džungli je drugi
Iza kog se kriješ

Trebala je majka
Da me odgoji u đubre
Pa nekoj sada budem zlato

Šta osećaš
Jer ja ne osećam
Da osećaš išta

Dok tajimo ti
Čuvaš tajnu
Tajnijoj tajniju

Od dublje dublju
Od senke tananiju
Sekunde zaboravniju

Šta ako si samo
Zaboravila da voliš
Da li bi to volela da znaš

Kerovi dremaju
Ja čitam knjigu
Ko sam ja

Napisao bih hiljadu
Pesama o gledanju
Jer volim da gledam

Ali ne dovoljno kao
Što volim da vidim
Ko sam ja

People in black and white
Were so fast and so fit

People in color
Are so slow and so fat

We can fight obesity
With 16 frames per second life

Moji prijatelji
Nisu doktori

Ali kažu
Nije ti ništa

Isto kao
Moji doktori

Nije mi sinulo
Da su sinusi
Jer se bavih sinom

Sanjam snove koje
Ne mogu da upamtim

Volim ženu koju
Ne mogu da uhvatim

Jurim vreme koje
Ne mogu da prevarim

Živim noć koju
Ne mogu da sahranim

There is something magical
In watching mothers play
Outside with their sons

They teach them gentleness
But also that they can play
With women later in life

Ljudi na Linkdinu
Mi šalju zahteve
Ja ih odobravam

I ništa se ne desi
Samo me skupljaju
Ja sam Pokemon

I dreamt of my mother
Getting old and eventually dying
And I couldn't tell
Which one felt sadder

My love for her is not enough
To stop the ageing thus
My dream awaits me in reality
Where I can't be as confused

Koliko god da jebemo
Uvek ćemo biti device

Jer nam je uvek
Kao prvi put

Umovima željnim
Kurčevima zapetim

Poems are embodiment
Of my frustration

Whenever I've been frustrated lately
I write poems

And as you can tell
I'm very frustrated right now

People go to Japan
For the cherry blossom season

They could come to Sumadija instead
And experience the same

If they were interested in beauty
Not just the hype

Serbia
My country
Was invaded again
And it's only me
Who realises this

We are either
Going to domesticate
Our invaders momentarily
Or soon we are going
To have a generation
Of lollipop-head Serbian
Children speaking Russian

I like millionaires
I like hanging out
With them because
They inspire me

I like the homeless
I like hanging out
With them because
They ground me

Women do not understand
How a few things are very
Important to men

Men do not understand
Why so many things are very
Important to women

My friends
Girls and books

It's funny how
My friends see me

That was always
A mystery to me

One way of catching
The cues is through
Books they gift me
And girls they want
To set me up with

I love you
My friends

Kurčev trener života
Ni kurac nije umela
Da mi istrenira

I don't know why
I cry each time
I see a bride

Is it because
They are so beautiful
Or am I so afraid of them

Igor is my favorite
Brother I have and
Today's his birthday

Nothing in Nature exists
Without compromise

No matter how
Big or small
Fast or slow
Old or young
Ugly or beautiful
Strong or gentle
Obvious or hidden

Mountains are big so viruses could be small
Cheetahs are fast so turtles could be slow
Sponges are old so flies could be young
People are ugly so flowers could be beautiful
Spider webs are strong so eggshells could be gentle
The sun is obvious so falling stars could be hidden

This is why we should compromise ourselves
In order to live in relationship with someone we love

People who don't do this
Are ugly people

Moram da prestanem
Da ljudima naglas čitam svoje pesme
Jer ih oni nikada ne razumeju

Želim da nastavim
Da se nadam da će ih čitanjem u sebi
Oni uvek razumeti

Ljudi se osećaju
Neprijatno kada
Im čitam svoje
Pesme u kojima
Se spominju
Kurac ili pička

Prvo pesme su
Lepe i za uživanje
Drugo i kurac
I pička su lepi
I za uživanje

Danas sam video
Prelepu devojku
Nisam znao da li
Je zauzeta ona pa
Sam pitao njenu
Drugaricu da li
Ima čoveka na
Šta je ona rekla
Da ima naravno
Da ima prelepa
Zauzeta devojka
Sa Interneta

Napravi me
Od sećanja
Kad snovi dođu
Do beskraja

I nedostajanja
U sumrak kad
Je svest najtanja

Napravi me
Rukama malena
Istim onim kojim
Si me i zavela

I ukusa sa usana
U koji su sva
Sećanja utkana

Everyone is designing
Human size robots
To do human chores

No one is designing
Giant size robots
To fight giant monsters

There's a giant amount
Of lazy humans around us
And no giant monsters in sight

Yet

Every single one of them who told me
I want you in my life
Lied

The ones who truly felt so
Just made a little room in their hearts
And let me be

Dok mi je Mesec u Lavu
I Sunce u Raku
Ne interesuju me Vage
Ni Škorpije
Ni Strelčice
Ni Jarčice
Ni Vodolije
Ni Ribe
Ni Ovnice
Ni Bikice
Ni Bliznakinje
Ni Rakčice
Ni Lavice
Ni Device

Pandas are the new dogs
With so many pandas
Living in captivity
I wonder if in a few
Thousand years
We'll domesticate them
Like we did wolves
I really wish my children
Have a panda as a pet

I dated an almost model
And an ex model

I hope my next ex
Is going to be a real one

Da li si uopšte nežna
Ne znam
Pitam se
Da li jesi

Verovatno jesi
Ali ja onda
Ne mogu da osetim
Tvoj dodir nežnosti

Kao kada
Nežno dodiruješ
Svoje usne
Balzamom za usne

Možda
Mi treba još vremena
A možda
Si i samo beznežna

Plaču kada su male
I kada su stare
Kada su bebe
I kada su babe

Plaču kada im je vruće
I kada su hladne
Kada su se prejele
I kada su gladne

Plaču kada ne mogu
I onda kada uspeju
Kada im se spava
I nekad kad ustanu

Plaču kada ne dobiju cvet
I kada neka dobije veći

Plaču kada ih ne diraš
I nakon što dobro svrše

Plaču jer im nisi kao tata
I kada im nisi dobar tatica

Plaču kada ne rađaju
I kada se porađaju

Plaču kada ih ostaviš
I kada nećeš da ih ostaviš

Plaču zbog mene
I ja nekad plačem zbog njih

Teodora je nežna
Ali ima dečačke ruke
Od penjanja na stene

Za sve ove godine
Mi je jedino dala kovid
A čekala da dobije sve

Jesam li se oženio
Me je pitao njen strah
Od nedobijanja ničega

A čak ni kovid
Mi nije dala
I on je sam prešao

Stene pod dečačkim rukama
Su joj svu nežnost ostenile
Ostala je samo retardiranost

Pokušavam
Da od tebe napravim
Nešto što nisi
Da zalepim ti značku
Svetlucavu pridev bolji
Od onog što već imaš

Pokušavam
Iako znam da je uzalud
I zato ću odustati
Nekada
Kada ti budem šapnuo
Idi bestraga

Ja sam sin mog oca
I sin moje majke
Brat mog brata
I drug moje mačke

Ja sam prijatelj mojih prijatelja
I komšija komšijama
Kolega kolegama
I neprijatelj nekim govnima

Ja sam uspomena
I promašaj devojkama raznim
Fantazija vlažnih snova
I onima sa očima gladnim

Ja sam verenik
I često kovan među zvezde
Nesuđene žene jedne
I džep za njene greške

Ja sam muž
I verni životni saputnik
Budućoj bivšoj jedinoj
I klošar ljubavni beskućnik

Ja sam ništa na ovoj Zemlji
I trenutak u vremenu kratak
Dah hladnog prolećnog jutra
I sunčevom zraku zračak

People don't fear Hell
When they live in it
While they are alive

They don't care
What's upon them
Once they die

Moje pokojne pretke
Je baš briga za sve
Probleme koje su
Mi predali

I mene će biti briga
Kada budem upokojen u rupi
Jer ja svoje naslednike
Neću ostaviti u rupi

U proteklih sedam dana
Sam tri puta izvrnuo nogu
I nula puta um

Više bih voleo
Da mi neka izvrne um
Nego što mi rupa izvrće nogu

I often feel
Like an animal
Today, I'm a badger

Spiram te iz sećanja kao
Što krv mi spira kosti
Dok ovu pesmu pišem
Demoni su moji gosti

Dušu moju oru, znam
Neće do večnosti
Na kašičicu uzimam natrag
Tuđe devojačke nežnosti

Vreme nikako da dođe i
Pokida taj niz prosti
Zato me još žigaju podlo
Tvoje ljubavne podlosti

Ljubav što s njim sad imaš
Zgrabi čvrsto i premosti
Izazove što udaraju jako
Sve gluposti i ludosti

Uvek ti kažem zbogom
I uvek vratim, suprotnosti
Poslednja pesma je gotova
O tebi moja prošlosti

Nije da ti se ne sviđa
Ko sam bio
Već ko sam sada
A nekad bili smo mladi
Ja mlad i ti mlada

Nije da mi je kurac
Počeo da pada već
Je tvoja pička kao kada
Od trpanja silnog
I kuraca stada

Old money undertone
Pussykittens swaying
Zara's quiet breath

Grateful for vitiligo
Happened to me
Instead of someone
With lower confidence

I'm more than confident
My big ego will provide
More than enough for
Whiteness to chew on

Today, everything
Seems against me
Even ChatGPT

People don't like
Waiting in lines
Because they get nervous

They get nervous
Because they don't like
Wasting their time

They don't like wasting time
Because it reminds them
They could be doing something else

Like me
Writing this poem
While waiting in line for an hour

Na suncu
Zelene
Oči ne vide
Samo prikrivene
Senke razlivene

Na suncu
Ne vide
Blještavošću slepe
Trenutkom brze
Očima lepim lepe

Na suncu
Crno je
Što u boji bilo je
Zvuči tužno
Sve što im je dužno

Uvek mi je poklanjala
Najbolje poklone
Jer je znala da će me
Večno podsećati na nju
Kurva

Devojka u tramvaju
Me pogledala u oči
Pa stala neprijatno blizu

Mirišem joj na oca
Verovatno sam
Mogao i da joj budem

Nosila je kaput
Pepito boje
Pepito nije boja

All the things
That we know of
Constantly move

Yet, the most
Sophisticated of them all
The brain, feels stuck

Physicists call it
Quantum entanglement

I call it
Romantic relationship

When I die
My body will decay first
And soon after
Memories of me too

The only thing
Potentially preventing
Me from total oblivion
Might be this very poem

Nikada nisam
Voleo da se kupam

Nisam voleo ni da me
Majka kupa

Niti kasnije već sam
Kada me je terala

Počeo sam tek redovno
Da se kupam zbog devojaka

Minimalno ali i
Dalje mrzovoljno

Ne volim ni
Kosu da perem

Ali obožavam kada
Mi je frizer pere

Njegovi nežni prsti i
Miris šampona od kokosa

Da li sam ja to spontano
Postao gej

The only scarier thing than
Granny with a Belgian Malinois
On the leash is
Granny with a Belgian Malinois
Off the leash

The only scarier thing than
Granny with a Belgian Malinois
Off the leash is
Granny with a Cane Corso
On the leash

The only scarier thing than
Granny with a Cane Corso
On the leash is
A group of virgin teenage girls
Without granny

Everybody loves to watch
Rich people doing
Rich people things

Some like to watch
Rich people doing
Poor people things

And nobody likes to watch
Poor people doing
Poor people things

When I was a boy
I wanted to be a lawyer

When I was a teenager
I wanted to be a veterinarian

When I was a young man
I wanted to be a web designer

Now when I am who I am
All I want is to be found

Voleo bih da živim
U kući sa visokim plafonom

Tada bih stalno ležao
I gledao u vis

Divio bih mu se
Jer ga inače nikada ne bih video

Meeting a woman
Is like walking
The razor's edge

Over the left side
List of things
They don't like

Over the right side
List of high
Expectations

The razor's edge is
All the vastness they
Offer for unexpected

I'm bored with plans
And people with plans
And the ones who are
Looking forward to too much

It's almost as if
They do not exist
Without their romantic futures
In the blizzards of nowness

There is one thing though
I'm looking forward to
And that one thing
Is the weather forecast

U rukama te držim
Da l' si mrtva ili spavaš
Oči su ti sklopljene
Nadam se da sanjaš

U rukama te držim
A ne osećam ništa
Samo oči gledaju
Vidim šta one vide

Ljubav je sve što
Smo trebali da damo
A ljubavi sad nema
Ćutiš, samo si nema

U rukama te držim
A ljubavi sad nema
Prekasno shvatam
Da ti si mrtva žena

Gledam kako ljudi
Više ne gledaju
Druge ljude u oči

I tužan sam zbog toga
Ali tu moju tugu
Drugi neće videti

Jer ta mi se tuga
U očima
Skuplja

All his life
He wanted to be
So badly forgotten

Yet even after two millennia
He is famous
Like never before

What an irony oh
Marcus Aurelius
I pity you

Choosing a girlfriend
Means choosing an
Opponent for mother so
Make sure to choose a worthy one

Čak i kada trčim
Nekad bukvalno
Trčim za pičkom

If you believe you are as old as I am
And you don't believe in magic
I won't believe in you

Tu sam
A nisam tu
Gde sam
Ne znam
Ni sam

Na javi opsena
Ili samo san
Ko će znati
Tihi glas
Šapće nečujan

Samo znam
Da tu sam sam
Da li dovoljno
Sam jasan
Valjda jesam

Vozne stanice
Su mesta gde se
Prelepim devojkama
Govori da su prelepe

Ne tražim ljubav
Samo majku deteta
Da mu budem štit od sveta
Dok mogu

Kao spoljna latica ruže
Koja ne traži ljubav
Samo služi da štiti cvet
Dok ne otpadne

My girlfriends would often tell me
That I'm too cold to them but they
Were just too lazy to warm me up

We do not carry around
Our stuff because
We own them

Our stuff owns us
And they request
To be carried around

We get excited when
We see our friends
In the new year as if
We're seeing them for the first time

Why when we're not
Any newer but older

Why when we haven't
Done anything better for them

Why don't we do this way
Every other day

It's not like we can promise them
That we'll be there next New Year

Ove godine ću da
Upoznam devojku
Sa kojom ću plesati

Celu noć

Ona će biti moja
Buduća biviša žena
Koju ću pamtiti

Ceo život

Našoj velikoj ljubavi
Dugoj treptaj oka
Kosmos će se smejati

Čitavu večnost

Instead of
Being happy
That we're still here
To wish each other
A Happy New Year
And do it gladly

We've started to
View those greetings
As tokens of power
And then we despise them
Because our egos matter more

But we fail to realize
That the New Year
Doesn't care for all of that
And it will continue
To arrive even
When we're gone

People who dislike
The hype of
New Year's Eve parties

Don't get it because
It's not about hype
But about

Having no parties
Throughout the year and
That's something to dislike

This year I
Trained
Traveled
Fell in love
Got injured
Was patient
Helped others
Appreciated flowers
Deepened friendships
Wrote a lot of stupid little poems like this one
Like never before

Pomislio sam da
Devojci koju jebem
Poklonim nešto
Za novu godinu

Ali time bih samo
Poklonio sebi
Nešto što bi
Jebalo mene

New poems didn't have
The room to grow
Because my laziness
Took it all

I met a girl
In my dream
Blue dress
Blonde hair
Her name was Case Kudi
She was seducing me
By feeding me comically
Miniature slices of fig
On a fork and
I was confused

Dosta mi je
Kozjih staza
I kozjeg sira

Dosta mi je
Kamenjara
I kamenog srca

Dosta mi je
Sitnog peska
I sitnih gestova

Dosta mi je
Slane vode
I slanih misli

Dosta mi je
Prženja na suncu
I prženica

Jebanje
Sa kondomom
Je goli kurac

Visoke kao kuće
Okupane suncem plave
Sa snagom u dugim nogama
Da dugo voze
Svoje raspale bicikle

I u sve te Holanđanke
Sam se zaljubio
Samo jednoj sam
Rekao da je prelepa
Ona je rekla hvala

My exes don't need to
Remind me of
What could I have with them
I already know
And it's true
I do miss it
But this is exactly why
They are my exes

I'm wondering
What a quality
Of a poem
Could be

Is it a rhyme
Unique though
Or an image
The eye see

Onomatopoeia
Roaring noise
That makes a
Wing of a bee

Or maybe maybe
Something gentle
As volcano
Eruption lava sea

I'm yet to find out
As I wonder
Through my mind
And its debris

Kao polje magnetno
Kada me sa police
Podigneš namerno

Prašinu oduvaš lagano
Puf puf
Zasijam kao anđeo

Protrljaš rukama toplim
U svoj pulover ušuškaš
Napokon oči da sklopim
Prestanem sam da kopnim

Voleo bih da sam čičak
Zakačen za tebe stalno
Ali čičak ima bocke
Ne bih te bockao rado

Voleo bih da sam privezak
Na vratu tvom da visim
Kao zvezda da šljaštim
I vidim šta ti vidiš

Ali tebi samo sam figura
To dovoljan je pokazatelj
Vratiš me odakle uzmeš
Jer sam ti intimni neprijatelj

Satirao bih to
Utegnuto dupe
U belim pantalonama
Bezobraznici jednoj
Što me krišom gleda
Dok nevino sa roditeljima šeta

Ali vrlo dobro znam
Ta utegnuta dupeta
Što se odmah rastoče
Kada izađu iz utegnutih pantalona
Pa bih radije pobegao od njega
Kao što ono beži od treninga

Women always wanted
Something more
From me

I would
Give it to them
If I even knew what it was

Tiredness
Of being misunderstood
Pushes me
Into loneliness

This loneliness
Mustn't take over
My soul
Otherwise

I'll lose the ability to
Understand people and
Destroy their souls
Like it's mine

I wake up alone
Meditate alone
Run alone
Get shower alone
Drink coffee alone
Work alone
Have feelings alone
Lunch alone
Nap alone
Work a bit more alone
Go for a walk alone
Read a book alone
Brush my teeth alone
Lay in my bed alone
Think alone
Fall a sleep alone
Dream alone
But I don't feel lonely

Female aura is
The heaviest object
Known to men

Crushing yet
Hidden encountered
Only by a few

A man awaits
For a woman
To make him
A father
And a child
To make him
A parent

Budi pesma
Što mi se
Javi u snu

Koju ću spoznati
Dok se nemirne
Misli rvu

Koja će ostati sa mnom
Kroz dugu
Noć crnu

I pretočiti
U slova dok
Zora tiho mrdnu

Budi pesma
Kojoj ću se
Diviti u jutru

Koju ću pevati
Kroz moju
Praznu kuću

Koju će čuti
Svi dušmani
Što me kunu

Koja će iznova
Nestati na
Mesečinu punu

Nikako da dođe juče
Da shvatim ne mogu
Nostalgiju koja u glavu tuče

Budućnost me sapliće
Dok me tikovi trenutka muče
Da li prošlost je prošla

Ili me i dalje vuče
Kao da sam sam sebi deda
A istovremeno i unuče

Last night I was embarrassed
This morning I was in beast mode
Dear dump diary

Zaprate pa
Ljuti otprate
Ljudi

Više ne mogu
Nego što mogu
Ljudi

Dan im je užasan
Retko je divan
Ljudi

Svi što rade
Suprotno su
Neljudi

Jebote
Za dva dana
Će novembar

Šta je ovo
Vreme ide unazad
Ne samo na satu

I love you because
You are you
Obviously

And I am OK
With loving you
Just because of that

Let me know
Why you love me
If you ever loved
Me at all

Znaš kao
Nema tu
Ono nešto

Razumite da
Ne možete uvek u oblak
Jer ni ja ne živim u mehuru
Nekada morate i na kamen
Da se oderete
Dok krv ne prolipti
Pa u vis
Da krv iz vas siđe

Pička ima dva osećaja
Osećaj napuštenosti
I osećaj ispunjenosti

Pička ima dva ukusa
Ukus baterije
I ukus božanstva

Mladost
Je moja
Slabost

Lete noću slepi miši
U rupi su kad pada kiši
Ljube po vratu mali kisi
Nije ljubav samo krv siši

Nisam drkao
15 dana
Vreme je

You wonder where is your rotating harem
I will let you know
When I find it in the loop

I don't want to become
My baby once I have it

For that's the role of my child
To be my baby

My job is to remain
Son, brother, friend, partner,
Cousin, neighbour, colleague,
Mentor, protege, citizen, human

And just then to become
Parent besides being a father

Deca u moru
Samo gledaju
Da li ih roditelji gledaju

Ako umrem večeras
Pojedi moj deo večere
Pa onda bdij tminom
Tamnijom od tempere

Ako umrem večeras
Na uvo mi tiho šapni
Sve neispričane priče
O momcima lažnim

Ako umrem večeras
Pusti suzu tek u zoru
Te me prvim mlakim suncem
Isprati ka hladnom moru

Ako umrem večeras
Sa stola jednu krušku zrelu
Ugnezdi na moje tihe grudi
Da mi traje večnost celu

Budi moja bobica
Da se tebi divim
Malena, rumena
Dok u tebe zvirim

Okruglih obraščića
Sa pogledom mirnim
Nežno ću te ubrati
Prstićima finim

Na dlanu ušuškana
Od vetra te štitim
Poješću te slatko
Zalogajem hitrim

Tamo gde mirišu smokve
Leži crknuta mačka
Nepristupačno za ljude
A kamoli malog dečaka

On hrabro ide
Pustom stazom strmom
Vetar ga šiba jaki
Šiblje žari grmom

Smokve želi da bere
Što mirisom ga mame
Ne može ih dohvatiti
Neće se dohvatiti same

Neumorno skakuće
Rukicama vije
Crknuta mačka se budi
Srce poče da joj bije

Dečače maleni
Što iz smrti me budiš
Ja mogu ti pomoći
Smokve sočne da ljubiš

Skočiću u visine
Na vrh visoke smokve
I repom ti oboriti
Samo najzrelije voćke

Ali znaj da to košta
Zamenu mesta našeg
Zato dobro pazi sad
Šta ćeš da mi kažeš

Okice mu zacakliše
Ne promislivši mnogo
Da maco spretna
Menjaću se s tobom

Mačka reče dobro
I u visinu se diže
Jedna po jedna padaše
Dečak mali bale liže

Te najednom stade
Zadesi ga neko zlo
Pobele k'o krpa
I pade na mestu tom

Mačka već na zemlji
U suton polako ode
Pogledavši u dečaka
Tamo gde mirišu smokve

Obaveži me
Obavezama
Da ih pored
Seksa tebi
Izvršavam

Samo tako ću
Ti zaista
Biti nešto više
Nego
Kombinacija

Even the softest of beds
Cannot help against
The hardness of the mind

Pička ima dva režima
Kada ne radi
I kada radi

I have a unique problem
Understanding uniqueness
And that is my problem

Inner ugliness
Is the ugliest
Kind of ugly

I dream dreams
In which
I'm in

Možda i shvatiš
Da te volim
Kada mi šake lome
Kameni goli

Možda i shvatiš
Da je bila ljubav
Kada žileti oštri
Krenu niz rukav

Možda i shvatiš
Ali verovatno nećeš
Kad vosak po čelu
Kaplje od sveće

Možda i shvatiš
Ko ja sam bio
Kad dva metra ispod
Usnim san mio

I'm a flower
Blooming each
5–10 years late

Susreti su retki
Kada sretneš iskru
Rasplamsaj je

Niko kao mina
Mi ne raznese
Srce kao Mina

Every closeness
Brings the fear
Of disappointment

My life is filled
With not my
Cups of tea

Buljava žena
Ima tri psa
Jedan je nevaljao

I'll write this poem
Without
Writing a poem

Today I got into a fight
With myself
With my training
With my friend
With my work
With my boss

It's been a good day

Bees eat 2 things
Snakes eat 4 things
Humans eat all things

There is cat food
There is dog food
There is no human food

Humans are where they are
Because of their obsession with choice
And the choice of food
Was the first one

I wrote these deep thoughts
While sitting on my terrace
Eating chips for lunch

I'd be the happiest
If I wouldn't need to think
What should I eat every day

I am good at listening
But not good at understanding
I need to listen less
So I could understand more

I need 7 more lives
To do the work
I need to do

Wishing a happy birthday
Is the MVP of friendship
It costs 30 second a year

Our brain can carry
Things so heavy
Our arms cannot
Even imagine

Today is my 34th birthday
And I though to treat myself
With the most beautiful poem

My tenants
Have tenants
And I have nothing
Out of that

Do you see me
As facade and
Space between
Or you see me
Through the
Eyes of green
If the later then
You will see
Just a small boy
Naked but
Radiating joy

More of us should get
Into extreme sports so
We stop calling them extreme

Love is
The last free thing
In the world

Not sure what I'm doing
But I'm not doing
Anything

Aleksa je dobar dečak
A ja mu nisam
Čak ni teča

Don't be
cheap
in love

One day I'll
Write a poem that
Will make her cry

The only truth
We know is this
Right here

Imagine a life
So boring
That you need to
Control and pressure
People around you
To do the things
They don't want
Just so you can
Fulfill your emptiness
And feel useful

It's time to run
But where should I go
Should I go easy or hard
I really don't know

It's time to run
In the past, future, or now
Up or downhill
It doesn't really matter how

It's time to run
That's all I feel
Maybe even just because
For the sake of running thrill

I haven't written a poem in days
My mind is empty
As empty as my balls

I don't want
This summer
To start

When I was a small boy
Grownups would tell me
Not to fantasise so much

I wonder what they would do
Only if they could see
How fantastic I am now

If fantasies are artifacts of our mind
That never happened in reality
Does it mean all fantasies are just lies

And there she stood
The largest tree I've ever seen
In a place I've never been

It smells like the jungle
We're in Utopia
Miami, Florida

I appreciate
All the girls
In the park
Who smell
Artificially
Beautiful
While I
Smell like
Mother Nature

Vitiligo is not cute
It is a fucking
Mental warfare

Tú conmigo
Yo contigo
Puedo creerte

Ljubomoran sam na likove
Što se šetaju sa zgodnim devojkama
U lepim letnjim haljinama

Voleo bih
Jednu takvu devojku
Da je pokazujem svima

Pa da svi likovi kažu
Vau
Kako zgodna devojka

Tek tada bi ljubomora
Prešla na te likove
I ja više ne bih bio ljubomoran

Kristina mi se odjavila od pesama
Rekoh da o njoj više pisati neću
Zašto bih dok je drugi loše jebe
Im u mraku sobe ja držao sveću

Ovo zvuči kao otrovna pesma
Ali ja nisam otrovan čovek
Iako možda neki otrov sada tu postoji
Taj otrov neće trajati dovek

Sundays
Pull out
The worst
Of me

Ovo je pesma o žućišu
Ta reč još ne postoji
Smislio sam je u cvećari
Dok pričekah da mi se buket skroji

Buket pravi iskusna teta
Okolo ide pet suncokreta
Još dva zelena to je sedam
Žućiš između i eto kompleta

Žućiš nije sitno žuto cveće
Ali nije baš ni mali žbun
Kapiram da raste pored puta
Žućiš se žuti kao žuti limun

Zamotavši sve u braon papir
Pa ukrasnom tračicom još jedan krug
Beše to lepota neviđenja
Platih i rekoh doviđenja

U tmini mraka sedim
Meditacijom vođen
I čekam trenutak
Da open budem rođen

Kao nevino dete
Na grudima njenim
Bezbrižno da ležim
Sa očima malenim

Znam samo da je gledam
Jer ja sam beba
Ljubavlju me hrani
Zna tačno šta mi treba

Ali nije mi to majka
Iako joj je kosa plava
Sad kapci mi već padaju
Mekana klone glava

Ne govori mi ništa
Više ne znam da i' je stvarna
Te spušta me u ambis
Daljinom šljašti kosa čarna

Naglo budim se iz transa
Mrak se crni upokoji
Ko god da ona beše
Sad više ne postoji

Between
Love and hate
There is only one slash

I'm with no option
Because I have too many options

If I had no options
I'd choose the best option

The Sun is up high again
I've never been high
I'm nothing like the Sun

U parku dve majke
I njihove dve ćerke
Svaka majka gleda
Samo svoje dete

Jedna drugoj nema
Ručice da pruže
Te devojčice male
Hladno se ne druže

Preispitujem oči
Ne verujem vidom
U levom oku čmičak
Postao sam kiklop

There's no other song
That comes to mind
Except for this one

Lepa si samo dok plačeš
Srećice kapaka otečenih
Odavno te video nisam
Od vremena reči nedorečenih

Jecaji tvoji slađi od slatkog
Suze teške sirup od zove
Zaponedostajala si mi jako
Još od nežne ljubavi nove

Maskara kipi crna smola
Kap kapljicu stiže niz bradu tanku
Kao da juče to leto beše
Kad na jastuku ti šaptah uspavanku

Briši lice đakonijo gadna mala
Ti beži od mene daleko u svet
Hoću opet da nedostaješ mi puno
Čekam te uplakanu nekad opet

Sretoše se premazani voskom
Ne rekavši ništa
Pozdraviše se koskom

Anđeo i Đavo na vreli dan vrući
Ostadoše nemi
Svako svojoj ode kući

Sve lebdi u vazduhu
I mace i mirisi
I životne odluke

You as a woman
Me as a man
We are made for love

Gledam neku seriju gde
Žena voli kad joj pljunu u pičku
To mi nikada ranije nije palo na pamet

Seks sa nekim devojkama
Je toliko vanila
Da se pretvorim u vanilicu

Some 500 years ago
Turks invaded and conquered Serbia
Ruling it for 350 years

As Serbs fought back
They created numerous
Turkish graves over time

Serbs disliked passing by
Or looking at Turkish graves
The greatest sign of ignoring

2 years ago
Russians invaded and conquered Serbia
And will rule over it for 350 years

Now Serbs are not fighting back
But Russian graves
Will be created over time

I only hope our descendants
Will ignore Russian graves
Just as we do with Turkish ones

Did I forget
Did I forget to write
Short poems

Sometimes vacations were exotic
And companionship was abundant

Now vacations have become a commodity
But companions are a rarity

Everyone can go anywhere as they please
But they don't want to alone

As if we aren't already living
In the Era of Loneliness

Otišao sam u poštu
Da pošaljem paket
Sve je bilo u redu
Nije bilo reda

Počeo sam da čitam poeziju drugih ljudi
I naravno da je neki Jovica Ivanovski
Napisao pesmu o vrevi
Jebem ga u usta

Going to the office
Makes me feel like a
Digital nomad

I would be such a mage
If I weren't so lazy
As I am today

I started drinking coffee again
Today is my friend Dejan's birthday
I called to wish him a happy birthday
Coffee is good for me and I like it

I'm tired of getting to
Know quality girls
But at the same time
I'm energized to
Fuck them with quality

Most of the people
Didn't use the software
I designed
And the one who did
Didn't like it

Before I die
I want to design
Something
People would love to use

My musical progress through heartbreaks
2017 Tame Impala
2019 Lana Del Rey
2023 Smak

Moja bivša devojka je bila lezbejka
Pa ju je mama vodila kod gatare
Da je preobrate

Pitam se da li je magija učinila svoje
Ili ipak moj magični kurac

Svake nedelje idem kod prihoterapeuta
I pričam joj kako ću da osvojim svet
Ona mi postavlja glupa pitanja
Ja joj za to platim
Ona je moja gatara

Nekada
Kada bi žena saznala da je čovek vara
Otišla bi do gatare
I bacala magiju na njega
Dok ga ne vrati
Jer joj je stalo

Danas
Ona objavi post na Instagramu
Pokupi 155 lajkova od drugarica
I dosta joj

Pitam se gde se i kada izgubila magija

About coming and leaving
Long absence in this short life
Overcoming it is hard yet still
Not appreciating it even so lightly

I never know
If I'm already letting it go too much
Or if I should let it go even more

Umami je kada žena
Postane majka
I bude poželjna samo svom detetu
Ali i ukus

What is money
If not mere digits
In a user interface

I feel special
When my friends call me
To help them out
With something physical
Because they see me as
A very strong man

Generations will die
Until we find
The perfect email app

The younger
The construction worker
The louder they are

The older
The construction worker
The quieter they are

Therefore
Experience removes
The noise

Everything new
Is boring
And nothing old
Is exciting

A girl I liked
Is getting married
One day I'll marry
A girl I like

Being true to my emotions
Does not allow me
To be pathetic

Job-hoppers are smart
And they make me stupid
Because loyalty doesn't pay off

I almost wept while watching
The latest Whitney Houston film
Not for her as an addict
But for the incredible talent
She wasted in vain

Nikola doesn't know
What friendship means nowadays
I don't know either
But I know when I am
Disappointed by its ephemerality

My monkey mind
Would be ok
If I were a monkey

Having a garbage personality
And being an online influencer
Are oppositely dependent scales

It's better not to lose what you have
Than to gain
What you could never imagine

Every time I see American
White-collar workers
On their lunch breaks
I get sad because
I get reminded that
I'm just like them

I fucked up my neck
For the 3rd time this year
I'll be better prepared for the 4th time

When you tell them
I love you
It's not good

When you don't tell them
I love you
It's not good

When you tell them
I don't love you
It's not good

I like going to the seaside
Because it's healthy
And not because
Being blinded by the light
Bombed with the noise
Salty
Wet
Sandy
Sunburned
5555 daily showers
And 3333 pieces of extra clothes

I appreciate the neck pain
I'm having
For the last 10 days

Without it
I wouldn't be so excited
To appreciate being healthy again

Not sure if I'm
Blue pill fed
Or just golden hand-cuffed

15th sleepless night in a row
Mind's long gone
Like an arrow from the bow

Pain's all that's left raw
How am I still standing
Even I don't know

Without sleep
I started hallucinating
At first I thought I was tripping

Women are more powerful than men
Because they can give birth to children
And men don't

My mother and father
Grew up with bad fathers
So no one around me
Could show me what
A good father does

Girls would rather have
Bruised pussy than
Bruised ego

It's good that Americans
Even use seconds
To measure time

There's no more juice
Left in me
To write songs
About Kristina

Pimple on my nose
Is like a small nose
For my nose

Most of the time
When you feel your stomach
Is about to detonate
And you think you are about
To shit yourself
All you need to do is to let
The small fart out
The same in life

Hotness is for women
What money is for men
Mixed up with independence

Emily Ratajkowski should come
And live with me in the village
For some time
In order to become strong women
Which she isn't

People in their 30s
Are physically unable to
Fall in love like people in their 20s
I know
I tried

Budan sam
02:53
Boli me vrat
Svetlo sa ulice probija
Avioni nisko lete
Noge mi vise sa dušeka
Jastuk mi je previsok
Ali ovo su sve izgovori
Zašto
Budan sam

Gubim kičmu
Da bih dobio
Pičku

Jer samo
Pička
Ima tu moć

Ruka u ruci
Koža na koži
Na kožnom sedištu
Znojavom od znoja

Napolju je bilo vruće
Otvorena vrata
Ali ne vuče

Pocepa se nebo
A onda i puče
Plašljivo precrče kuće

Munjica na vrata uđe
Kao cvrčak svi počeše da cvrče
U neveri te sile tuđe

U trenu nestade iz kuće
Vrata i dalje otvorena
Napolju i dalje vruće

Samo zov
Njene pičke
Ima moć
Da me vuče
Preko okeana
I kroz vreme

Često se pitam
Da li je vreva

Samo gradska
Ili i međugradska

Ili je prosto to
Jedna čudna reč

Video sam lepu devojku
Pas joj se zove Zorica
Nisam joj prišao

Companies are changing the game
With AI products in their claim
Yet the game remains unchanged

Is it me or is it them
As newborns arrive
Friendships go to hell

One by one
I bid them goodbye
My dear friends we had such fun

One day maybe
Remember you might
You had a friend by day and night

I'm trying
And trying
And trying
But I cannot
Make myself
To write another
Stupid poem

When the dish soap runs low
I add more water to it
Just like in life

The first time I loved you
It was Summer

The second time I loved you
It was Winter

The next time I love you
It will be Apocalypse

Don't be the woman I want
But the one I need
Gift me with the love
That I may not understand
But for which I'll thank you
One day

The sky is always brighter
Than the brightest land
Take a good think at it
Feel the brightness
On your hand

Once you did
You will understand
That you don't need the eyes
To make your mind
Expand

If it wasn't for my father
Who passed away 12 years ago
There wouldn't be anyone
To dedicate this poem to him

Ti si moja đinđuvica
Koja mi po prstima klizi
Dok se igramo
I bezbrižni smo jako
Pevušim ti pesmu
O malim devojkama đinđuvicama
A ti crkavaš od smeha
Jer je pesma strava
Koliko je glupa
Kao i ova
O nekoj devojci đinđuvici

Nikola's shitty poems
Are becoming gayer by the day
As he writes about softens
Of his towels and socks
But nevertheless
You should read them at all
nikolatosicpoetry.com
Because they inspire me
And who knows
Maybe they'll inspire you too someday

I feel my little brother
Loves me more
Than I love him
But I don't have
A way to measure that

Lik na vratu istetovirao
Suzana i Anastasija
Sad zamisli kolika mu je vratina
Bratina

Kakvo je to zlo skriveno u nama
Što izviruje napolje
Reci mi kakvo je
Kada ga vidiš

Ali pazi
Da te ne zavede
Te po njemu sve krene
Vrati ga natrag i zakopaj još dublje

How can it be
That I bring you peace
And you don't want me

Women sleep in pajamas
Men sleep in underwear
This is why it is easier for men
To sleep around

Isak said to his mom
That Arsenije doesn't exist
Which is both true and not true

Čučiš ispod oka
Ne bežiš ni od bora
Prostireš se noću
Široko iznad mora

Kad sunce je palo
I mesečeva je gora
Ti prisutna si vrlo
Kao koži pora

U ćošku si sobe
Gustina prostora
Ime ti je Senka
Odlaziš sviće zora

Emily Ratajkowski seduced
Pinterest algorithm
In order to seduce me

It would be better
That she tried to seduce
Me directly

Kafa
Tugo
Kafa
Srećo

Ljubavi moja
Nemoj me krišom
Gledati očima
Prekrivenim plišom

Već poljubac nežni
Usnom tvojom tišom
Zadaj mi brzo
Kao kap pod kišom

Will I ever stop
Losing my head
Over girls

Will I ever stop
Losing my girls
Over my head

Bachelorette parties seem so boring
Because women optimize it
For Instagram likes rather than fun

Da te vidim
Da me vidiš
Idi u Moskvu
Izgubi sutra
Izaberi ljubav

My dear Right Nippie
You hurt so strong
You're bruised from running
Thus I sing you this song

But don't you worry
Soon you'll heal
Like your sister on the left
And I'll have nipples of steel

I was gifted a soap dispenser
Yet another thing for a thing
It will save me 200 dinars annually

But the price of allowing
New thing to enter my life
Is higher than 200 dinars annually

Mačke dremaju na suncu
Dok psi navlače konopac
Izgiboše

Život mi je veoma jednostavan spolja
I veoma komplikovan iznutra
Veoma

Došao je čovek
Da čita vodu
Kako se voda čita
Čoveče

Ogledalcetom i očima
Napao ga pas
Pa ode

Zatim je došao drugi čovek
Da farba ogradu
Ali to sam već znao
Kako se radi

Robusta is crying for me
I wish she was
My girlfriend

Philosophy students
Are not getting any wiser
But not because they are students

Žene sede kući i farbaju jaja
Muškarci su u kladionicama piju
Deca im se gube

What if
We did
Something real

What is a day
Without stress
Just a day

After a certain age
All we are to our parents is
Wombs and sperm banks

Došao je čovek
Da čita vodu
Kako se voda čita
Čoveče

Zatim je došao drugi čovek
Da sveti vodu
Kako se voda sveti
Čoveče

I want to be
A friend to myself
As my friends are to me

Jutros
Dok sam trčao
Neki deda mi je ushićeno vikao
Prvi si, prvi si

A neka baba
Mi je rekla
Bravo
Kada sam sklonio puža
Sa trotoara

Puž je preživeo još
Jedno jutro
A ja sam bio
Dobar dečak

Can we design lives
Using only
Wisdom, courage, temperance, and justice

Can we design
Using only
Clarity, measure and harmony

Hoću da uradim
Isto što i ti
Da napalim
Pa otpalim
Da poljubim
Dok ne zaljubim
Pa da sahranim
To mrtvorođenče od ljubavi
Samo nekome drugom
Da osetim kako je

I've fallen for you
So pale and blue
Eyes just a hint of green hue

But I haven't looked
It through and through
To see if what you are is true

Gazing at the Moon
I see the Sun

All I want to do
Is to endlessly run

I'm a wild dog
Blood boils within

I'm a wild dog
Full of sheer rage

I can't be caught
I can't be tamed

Nature gave us the system
That works
But we couldn't understand it

Then we created systems
That don't work
And we can't understand them as well

Jebao bih
Neku pesnikinju
Jer još nisam

Želeo bih
Da me nauči
Boljem jebanju

A ja nju
Pisanju pesama
Logično

Najavio sam joj raskid sa
Učinilo vreme svoje
Od Zlate Petrović
Znali smo se iz viđenja
Dobar dan i doviđenja
Ona je mislila
Da hoću da joj kažem
Volim te
Percepcija je kučka

We used to glorify Nature
Now we glorify each other
Soon we won't even glorify ourselves

Like melted wax
My love is dripping
Into her hands
But it keeps slipping
Onto the floor
Till it's stripped of meaning

My previous poem
Was inspired by Taylor Swift
And random gym girl she envied

Even the most
Envied people
Envy someone

Her son is sick
An ear infection
Just two people in a hallway
Nothing pretentious

I haven't seen her in a while
Whatever chit-chat
A few minutes passed by
And that's that

There are girls who
Kill one dimension with the makeup
And look like shadowless 2D models

I'd knock out all my teeth
To be with her and feel the heat
She's the one I can't resist
My unfulfilled love, my lovely dentist

Truth can be painful
My neck hurts
There's a lot of truth in my neck

Women UFC fighters
Are so unnatural
And amazing

From princesses to savages
Through puberty
Girls

The only reason kids grow up is so
They can endlessly fight with each other
Without supervision

Things
My three-month celibacy taught me

Delusional TV ads
Are my only touch
With reality

My new poems
Are old souls
Escaped from my memory

Fake Moncler
Low life
Real Moncler
Fake life

Men who strive
For just enough
Always get fucked

Oh
What a lucky man
I am

With
All the friends
I have

Kristina was complaining
About rich women
While wearing her Prada bag

It's just
Money
Not love

Leaving someone
Is not leaving without
Your ghost somewhere

Eyes emerald green
Tiny lips above the chin
Brute force, a kiss, a scene

Why be happy with what you have
When you could search for something
You'll never find

Teško je kada
Se probudiš
Sa dignutim kurcem
I zapitaš sebe šta sad
A pri sebi nemaš žensko
Da ti da
Tačan odgovor

The purpose of each organism
Is to take up as much as
Physical or meta-physical space

Once upon a time Julija was loved
And then she became an artist
And then she started to hate the world

AF
As fuck
Amor fati

When you love
Don't freak out
Tell them

When you are loved
Don't freak out
Love them back

We'll be born
We'll live
We'll exist

Today I've already undone
Half of my failures from yesterday
Even within this poem

Kako da te zovem
Kroazen
Kroazon
Krojzon
Kruzen
Kruazon
Krousen
Kroasen
Kroasan
Buhtla
Pitica

Even though my cat is my slave
I still clean up her shit
Every day

Today I failed
At everything
Even this poem

I'm not afraid of
Dating strong women
I'm just not into dating men

Use me
As emotional
And orgasm support

Let me
Be your rock
When I'm rock hard

Blonde hair only
Added 47%
To my gayness

Žene imaju pičku
Muškarci imaju kurac
Oni im služe za jebanje

Želim sa tobom
O budućnosti da pričam
Duboko u noći
Kraj tebe nepomičan

O snovima čudnim
Takođe želim
Očiju sklopljenih
Reči šapatom delim

Naježena si
Dok kliziš u san
Ponovićemo, ne brini
Ja sam beskrajan

I am not a bird
I need to run
And running hurts

I once dated a normal girl
And everything about dating her
Was abnormal

My woman therapist
Finally told me that
I have a man's brain

I get more excited
About someone who's excited
Than the source of excitement

Men have never been bigger pussies
And yet women are never more
Intimidated by them

I hope
I won't reach my seventh body
In shrimp mode

Hands on a table
Words unfolded
Silent as empty seashells

What if I folded this poem
Like I fold my
Clothes

Both eyes
Must be
Kissed

It's the dreams
That keep me away
From them

Keeping my poems
Between cringe and sophistication
Is what I want for my poems

I guess that
Babysitters' children
Babysits themselves

Unraveling to our youth
Her name rhymes
With truth

Last night
I paid all my bills
Till next month I'm chill

A well deep
As the deepest soul
Yet eyes filled with starry glow

The most beautiful stars
Are best seen
From the deepest wells

Life
Is very long
But so short

Reading philosophy
Is the closest that I’ll ever get
To philosophy

Kosa od slame
Po očima vene
Špicasti nos
Kvrgavi prsti
čukljava stopala

Ona je veštica
Ili babaroga
Ne, nema rog
Drugima nevidljiva
Samo moj vir

Otvora mi grudi
Svojim kvrgavim prstima
Kao zreo nar
I srče mi dušu
Na slamčicu, srk, srk, srk

Literally asleep
After two hours of sleep
Last night

My poetry is bad
And I blame the news
I wish Lana were here with me

My dream aura
While tripping ghosts
Hums through the silence

Volcano alarm goes off
Lava boils like blood
Chasing emotions out

I was never enough
Not even now
Nor will I ever be

The previous poem
Kept me on my knees
Until I sucked her dick off

Don’t break my heart
I just had such a
Nice life

I’m hard on myself
And while in herself
As well

Don’t blame the floating
If your Limbo
Has no gravity

We never saw
Each other
Through the same eyes

Secrets that are whispered
In the dead of night
Must be kept till the end of time

Secrets are not born to be
Kept in a box hidden away
They are the key to life’s locks

Demons don’t know
Apart from
Touch and go

Secrets are
The most fragile
Of sacred bonds

Speaking about
My feelings too much
Makes me weak as fuck

I’m tired
Of scarring
Their souls

The same as with this poem
I wander through life
Clueless

My face
Will soon become
Inverted Rorschach

I’ve loved you for too long
To keep slipping
From the clouds

Who am I
When things go
Really dark

Night mantra
A haiku attempt
Silly me

Vast wisdom it holds
Answers to questions untold
ChatGPT so bold

Miley Cyrus
Fucked up March 8 for all of us
Fuck you Miley Cyrus

All those girlies in the park
And their looks given
To my wiener

Every rejection
Is an opportunity for growth
Born between empathy and mayhem

All those girlies in the park
And their perfumes
I inhaled

The gaze so deep
While our souls
Were making love

I’ve started reading
Modern love poetry
Now I feel miserable

To be frank
I know nothing
About poetry

The strength lies in
Opening your heart
Again and again and again and again

Most of my poems
Are pathetic
But so am I

Seen
Is the sin
Of our time

Playing football
Turned us into innocent kids
For brief a moment

Rest in peace yellow cat
I never expected to see
Your organs in our garden

I enjoy two things
Running, writing poems and sex
That’s three things

This poem is for Ana
It’s her birthday today
And she’s a liar

I need someone special
To dance with
In the dark

Farmers markets
Are almost as magical
As magical places

One day I’ll write
The sexiest
Three line poem

We’re holding happiness in a teaspoon
But it’s not clear
Who’s feeding whom

I dreamed of Swedish islands
The steepest restaurant
And a raver blonde

What if
I finish this poem
And publish it

I like to make
Fool of myself
In front of my colleagues

True love
Is equally beautiful and terrorising
At the same time

My cat became so bossy
She trained me to know her meows
I’m her little bitch

I wonder if
I’ll live longer
Than my cat

Since my poems are public now
I’m hyped to keep the streak going
But I’ll publish older poems when I fail

Punctuation errors
Annoy me
' is not the same as ’

Goodbyes are tough motherfuckers
I heard them a lot
And said even more

My homeless friend asked
Where are you going
I said home

Love triangles require
At least one person
Who wants the other two persons

I should be more direct
Because I’m too gentle
I’m too gentle because I’m weak

Living with the cat
Trained my eyes
To see the most impossible hair

If you believe in demons
They’ll visit you sometimes
And ask you to do something for them